"Oh, really?" Aziraphale asked in surprise. "A sex offender? They are allowed on the Internets too? Why, imagine the good I could do if I could speak with them! I could help them thwart their own wiles without having to leave! What a lovely idea! Oo, these Internets seem more useful the more I learn about them!" He was smiling - he could add counseling the sinners to his resumé with no worry of them vandalising his books or Crowley counseling them in a completely different way.

"Oh, of course. I'm all ears, dear boy. Amaze me with your wisdom."