Aziraphale pouted after Crowley took away his laptop. "But I made it do something!" he protested. "I think I communicated with someone! How exciting what the humans have come up with! And anyway you're not my parent so you oughtn't use controls for a parent."

He held out his hands towards the demon. "If you give me back my computer, I'll start paying attention to your bragging. Of course, you know, it's my duty to thwart you since you've mentioned how horrible the Internets are, and I can only do that if I understand them, so you need to keep teaching me. In the interests of the Arrangment."