Michael shook his head. "Humans are crazy. That makes no sense - why the adorable rolly-polly Dame Peeg is illegal while that menace of a bird isn't." He shot the owl a glare. "I guess because she's too awesome to keep inside. But okay, I'll follow your advice because um..." He gave an embarrassed smile, "I have no idea what I'm doing. But isn't this way better than a hellbeast? Definitely."
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