Actually, in Crowley’s view, what Aziraphale had just said was ‘Belial has no chance of seducing me, only someone I trust does. By the way, I trust YOU so therefore YOU could seduce me.’
“Oh fuck,” Crowley said.*
*If one was inside of Crowley’s head, one would know that those two words actually meant a lot more, much of which was blabbering gibberish, but some of which that, when translated, might have amounted to something like these statements: -Oh bloody Hell he wants me. -Well, of course he wants me; I am the Flash Bastard, Tempter extraordinaire, and damn hot. (literally) -He wants me. It could Fell him.I would make him Fall. -Chr-bl-da—Manchester why do I find the thought that he wants me so…appealing? -He’s been tainted enough to Fall, the humans couldn’t have caused it in THAT way because he’s always been asexual therefore I tainted him. -I’ve broken the Arrangement. -I have no idea what to do. -WHAT IS GOING ON?
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“Oh fuck,” Crowley said.*
*If one was inside of Crowley’s head, one would know that those two words actually meant a lot more, much of which was blabbering gibberish, but some of which that, when translated, might have amounted to something like these statements:
-Oh bloody Hell he wants me.
-Well, of course he wants me; I am the Flash Bastard, Tempter extraordinaire, and damn hot. (literally)
-He wants me. It could Fell him.I would make him Fall.
-Chr-bl-da—Manchester why do I find the thought that he wants me so…appealing?
-He’s been tainted enough to Fall, the humans couldn’t have caused it in THAT way because he’s always been asexual therefore I tainted him.
-I’ve broken the Arrangement.
-I have no idea what to do.
-WHAT IS GOING ON?