Not for the first time, Crowley was glad for his dark shades because his eyes widened in surprise. He hoped that he maintained his classic cool expression because frankly inwardly he had dropped open his jaw in the type of expression familiar to texters and computer nerds everywhere as D:.

Without speaking or even moving his face that much he glanced at the angel* in a way that he hoped would convey 'WTF WERE YOU THINKING GIVING BELIAL GIFTS YOU MORON!?' Outwardly all he did was slightly raise an eyebrow. "Going over my head and bribing a Higher Up instead of me directly?"

*Thank Someone for shades because Belial wouldn't know he was looking at the angel sideways, but the angel would know. Aziraphale always did.