Aziraphale gave a fond sigh. "And then I'd spank your hind-end and put you outside so you'd learn your lesson. Would you just relax? You don't have to talk to me, you just have to stay in bed."

He frowned. Crowley had, after all, gotten injured running away from him, so maybe...

"Of course, if you do feel the need to talk to someone about whatever's the matter with you, you know I'm always willing to listen to you, my dear."