Aziraphale smiled patiently. "Oh, it depends on what mood strikes me. Most of my books are back in London, so I've been relying a lot on the internets to help me read things."

Not pornography. No. Never that. Nor that, the, what was it, "literotica," either. Of course plenty of his books had lewd subject matter but that was hardly the focus, and it was tastefully done, and - Oh, right.

"I would just love to curl up with a large mug of cocoa and some Roman comedies," he said with a sigh.