"Who, Michael and Duncan? Differences of opinion regarding training exercises. It's all quite silly but, from what I've heard, Duncan won't let it be until he gets to fight with Michael, and Michael won't accept the challenge for that very reason." Aziraphale sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "I suppose nothing will be resolved until they have a drinking contest and then compete to see who can urinate the furthest."
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