"I read it when it first came out," he said empathetically, "It's been in my back room ever since. A complete set, in fact. However, it reaffirmed my lack of desire to copulate with humans." He shuddered.

Aziraphale didn't point out that he could sell the edition for quite a pretty penny but still insisted on keeping them.

"If nothing else, they make an excellent drinking game," he ventured.