"Nobody, really; we had an official pianist once, but this place was so rarely used that it was really more trouble than it was worth to keep him," Mary responded.

She bit back a gasp. "Oh. Well, there's different ways of defining hazards, you know, and not all of them are bad, and I, er, it's really rather warm in here," she babbled nervously, obviously flustered. A simple question should not be that sexy.