"I wouldn't be so sure. We have some very... interesting guests. Most of them are older than they look. I don't know if they know Icelandic music and dance, of course, but I'm sure they'd enjoy it. Do you play any musical instruments? Maybe you can show us some Icelandic music. I learnt to play the recorder in school but I've mostly forgotten it now."

She laughed at that. "They'd be a fire hazard, and really, one fire was enough. Besides, lighting them would be dreadfully difficult. Thank goodness for electricity."